Bill May – Contributor

I was raised by a gaggle of Jawas on the sandy beaches of Tatooine, and spent my youth hocking droids and sewing hoodies for my petite masters. At a very early age, I was possessed by the spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi, who cursed me to spend my days documenting the thoughts, feelings, and perversions of this once great, but totally dead, Jedi Master. As a result, whether the situation calls for it or not, I am constantly attempting to sacrifice myself for the greater good. I usually end up getting arrested for these noble acts.

I write the satirical journal OBI-WAN KENOBI: RAMBLINGS OF A CRAZY OLD HERMIT, run the Facebook fanpage OBI-WAN’S OASIS, and co-host THE GALACTIC ROUNDTABLE STAR WARS HOUR

I have created fanfilms with my two daughters, one of which had made it into the finals of the official STAR WARS FANFILM AWARDS. These videos can be seen on my YouTube channel: daddymadethis.

And sand sucks Bantha balls.

Obi-Wan’s Oasis:




Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ramblings of a Crazy Old Hermit: